Missing You Sms

1.Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
2. I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
3. Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
4. Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
5.I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
6.If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
7.Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR
8.In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU
9.U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u
10.Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH
11.Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain
12. I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !
13.Whenever I miss you, stars falls down from the sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much
14.Gates of memories will never close;
How much I miss U no 1 knows;
Days will pass away into years;
And we'll think about those memories in Silent tears.....
15. In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU frm siviwe
16. Watch out!
Defend urself!
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2
1
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TOO LATE
I warned U!
U've just been strongly attacked by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.miss u dear
17.it feels nice to miss you..
So i m missing you...
it feelts nice to think about you..
So i m thinking about you...
it feels nice to disturb you...
So i m disturbing you...
it feels nice to love u..
so I LOVE U DEAR ...
18.Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.
19. Miss Me When U Smell Any Rose,
Miss Me When U Taste Any Sweet,
Miss Me When U Look At The Moon,
But Plz Dont Miss Me When U Raise Ur Hand 4 Prayer,,,,
20.
Never luk for a Gud Face, it\'ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin,
it\'ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that\'ll miss u every day

Funny SMS

1.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
2.One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
3.When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
4.Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
5.Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
6.Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
7.If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
8.Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
9.what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
10.Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
11.Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
12.I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
13.Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
14.God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
15.One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid.
16.terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
17.A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
18.Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
19.
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
20. PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu